Mickey Mouse War

A war that achieved nothing, was pointless, or was not worth the lives lost.

Vietnam was a Mickey Mouse War.

by Lord Roguy May 28, 2020

Mickey Mouse Sexual

An internet troller who is sexually attracted to Mickey mouse and the Mickey mouse clubhouse

P1: Micky mouse is hot
P2: fuck it's a Mickey mouse sexual RUN

by The Namer of Names Of Old January 10, 2022

Mickey Mouse Money

Name for those totally worthless money or currency.
Came from Mickey Mouse Era, when Japan made Filipino money so worthless, you can buy a cup with a basket full of it.

Now, Zimbabwe has the most worthless money in there, with hundreds of trillions of Zimbabwe money can buy only a kilo of rice and a loaf of bread.

I have more Mickey Mouse Money, where should i change this cash?

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018

Minnie Mouse Porn

You look this up when your so down bad that you ejaculate every time someone says "Hello".

You're FBI Agent: Why is this nigga searching up Minnie Mouse Porn? Fucking weird ass Zoophile.

by borenian February 26, 2022

Mickey Mouse Steakhouse

Where Mickey and his friends eat people.

Mickey Mouse Steakhouse, come inside we'll eat you alive.

by JESSE WE NEED TO COOK March 1, 2021

great white mouse

an ounce of coke. its called this because it is about the same shape, color, and size of a white mouse.

person 1: bagging up coke takes soo long, man.
person 2: yeah thats because its the great white mouse.

by mah dude August 17, 2006

Mouse in the house

Mouse in the house is when your penis is too small to have sex with a girl, so for her pleasure, you tie the tail of the mouse to your small penis and have sex with her.

Dude last night I gave my girl a mouse in the house, it was rad.

by Tusen2KxX December 5, 2017