moist

Someone who is very weird , anti-social , an ego nerd , or being homosexual .

That waitress is so moist , I complimented her work , and she didn't even smile . Gary never talks with us about girls , like if he was moist .

by Jock April 10, 2004

moist doggy doo

also known as pooh pohh

*grats for you if you just made it trough the pooh, moist, doggy, shit of a trial.

Wanna play with my moisty doggy doo

by Mic August 5, 2004

fart moisture

Fart moisture is the result of water evaporating off a turtle head and condensing in one's undergarments/arse crack/trousers.

Oh dear, oh dear... I'm stuck here with fart moisture... I had better have a poo, hadn't I?

by Agent 47 July 15, 2007

moist

this is a word refering to something being wet or soggy. crazy-ass bitches are deathly afraid of the word and cringe when they hear it.

"hey did you hear about that crazy-ass nazi ho, ms santy?"

"no, what about her?"

"crazy bitch is afriad of the word moist!"

"wtf, wow. thats just really fucked up."

by rod-man November 29, 2004

Moist

(n.) A very hot chick. Alternatives - moisty. Plural - Humid

"What do you think of her?"
"She's very moist"

"Have a look at that moisty"

"Shit its humid in here" (Many hotties)

"How's the weather been lately?"
"Very Humid"

by KT August 18, 2003

Moist

Generally fly. Derived from wet, a synonym.

Yo, these haters don't know, the Seattle rap scene is straight up moist.

by Brizz Nach March 14, 2007

Moistie

A moistie is a young girl (preferably between the ages of 16 and 16 and 1/2) who, while illegal to sleep with, can clean your house, water your lawn, make you dinner, etc. Moisties like to be around males 3-5 years older than they are, and often get 'played'. Every hot girl was once a moistie (See Moistie Alumni) or will be a moistie (See Moistie Cadet).

Hailing from a cool way of saying "wet behind the ears", some say the origin of 'moistie' traces back to 2000 in Los Alamos, NM.

Clean, moistie...
Suck, moistie...
Go home, moistie.

by NastyNas December 20, 2004