Monding

Males bonding

Fred and I are just chilling tonight and monding over a game of beer pong

by Jazzy S October 1, 2010

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Monday fires

the small, bothersome problems that occur in the workplace on a Monday morning (usually between 8 a.m. and 10 a.m.), primarily because things weren't accomplished on the previous Friday

The fax machine failed over the weekend and no one ran the weekly report on Friday, so Sally spent all morning putting out little Monday fires.

by Sexy Simian December 1, 2010

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mondazed

That feeling when your brain is still unaware of your surroundings after a weekend.

Guy: How's it going?
Girl: What?
Guy: I just said "How's it going?"...
Girl: Sorry, I'm still a little mondazed.

by morninggsi June 21, 2011

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monday

the day of the the week that screws-up the rest of the week and your grade.

Monday sucks dick.

by JJtheTrumphater November 1, 2018

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camouflaged Monday

A Tuesday when Monday was a holiday. A day masquerading as a docile Tuesday, with all the crap and malice of a Monday. Situation is worsened in the event of the previous Friday also being a holiday.

We are all trying to get work done but it is nearly impossible on a camouflaged Monday.

Brian: "Man, today has just dragged on"
Miles: "Well, what do you expect, it's camouflaged Monday..."

by smartpizzagirl February 18, 2010

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