Springs to mind 

An Imaginative world you live in and though you treat it as in everyone knows what you mean.

The News: There was 147 people killed in the tragic fire.
You: 147????? I LOVVVVEEEE THAT NUMBERRRRR *plays the extended mix of Bizarre Love Triangle*
Everyone in a unison monotone voice: Springs to Mind...

Springs to mind by ObsessionWith3D August 24, 2023

Never Mind The Quality 

Never mind the quality...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantity is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.

"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"

Never Mind The Quality by Satandog May 3, 2006

green mind 

Philippine slang for someone who thinks compulsively erotic thoughts; dirty minded; the tendency to give innocent phrases a sexual connotation.

Occasionally the use of the term "green minded" by Usonian English speakers (to mean "environmentally conscious") causes Pinoys great amusement.

WILLIAM: How long have you lived here?

ALFREDO: Ever since I came in the USA

WILLIAM: Dude, you had sex with the USA? Did she get pregnant?

ALFREDO: Aw, man, you have a green mind!

green mind by Abu Yahya February 22, 2010

booty mind control

This power is exhibited when a woman controls a man with her booty: a woman with a fabulously shaped posterior controls the mind of any man who is mesmerized by her booty and causes him to forget all space and time

Joanne exercised her booty mind control over the guys in the lobby, causing them to drool and stammer

booty mind control by bootyliciousnumberone May 26, 2010

blew my mind 

Having your face blown into a million pieces because something is that amazing or incredible.

You know when your mind is blown.

" Whoa, that D6 Mariah Carey note blew my mind."

" Whoa dude, i cant believe some guys can actually be born with two penises, it's called Diphallia....Totally. Blew. My. Mind."

blew my mind by NannyFine666 November 3, 2013

never mind the quality 

...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantitiy is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.

"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"

never mind the quality by Satandog May 2, 2006

Blow Your Mind 

1) For one's head to explode/implode under extreme mental pressure.
2) To be amazed at something amazing.

ex: "Lower your cerebral pants cause I'm gonna Blow Your Mind!"

Blow Your Mind by D3V1LxDawg February 4, 2009