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mercedes-benz

mercedes are starting to become shit. Lexus and BMW and even cadillac are nicer.
the new audi are amazing and russian cars are shit hahahaha
dude the door on my new 52 grand E-class just fell off.
by zaed March 16, 2005
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Mercedes

Mercedes are the BEST cars in the world. They are Still Made in Germany By Daimler Mercedes-Benz

Built/engineered/designed By GERMAN's in Germany by Daimler Mercedes Benz. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Although they have lost a little quality over the years like Everyone else, they are still the BEST in the world as well as the makes of the FIRST car, that's right, to you people who thought Ford was, Fuck you, you are wrong.

They are NOT!!! at all a Chrysler product, Mercedes-Benz bought Chrysler, Chrysler didn't buy Mercedes. To the guy that said it was, fuck you, dumb shit

You obviously have never owned or driven a Mercedes. Even beat up old Mercedes drives better then any American or Japanese car.

Chrysler is still the same shitty ass low quality car manufacturer it always was with very little Mercedes influence and luckily Chrysler had no influence on Mercedes at all.

AGAIN, DAIMLER MERCEDES-BENZ OWNS!! CHRYSLER, CHRYSLER DOES NOT!!!!! OWN MERCEDES-BENZ, DAIMLER BENZ BOUGHT CHRYSLER.

I have owned many Mercedes from 1950's cars to new 2000 cars they are all extremely great, beautiful, high quality cars, from the first to the latest.
Mercedes-Benz are the best cars in the world

American and Japanese cars suck.

Lexus is a cheap Toyota rip off of a Mercedes,
Mercedes are the Best cars, the highest quality cars.

German and Italian cars are the best cars in the world
by Mercedes owns November 18, 2005
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merchant

You're a right merchant.
by Martyn Sadler October 7, 2007
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Merby

A derogatory name used by douche bags in the roller derby community to identify Men playing the sport.
Are you guys going to cali to play Merby?
by Bruce70 August 26, 2011
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Mercer Island

The greatest island on earth. A typical islander has money, looks, class and the Mercedes to back it up. It's true that we are just more wealthy than everyone else, but when people tell us that "Money doesn't buy happiness", we just smile to ourselves because we know that's just a lie we tell Bellevue and Newport so they don't riot. We're not stuck up, we just know that we're better than you. To sum it up, the crown jewel of Lake Washington will always be a haven for the best of high society, the bosses of the big companies, and the classiest, most beautiful ladies you will ever meet.

Note: With money comes expensive alcohol and fashionable drugs, so we know how to hold our liquor and master our highs just as well as any trailer park-ho from Renton. Don't for a minute be fooled by our refined style, we're always up for a good time.
Aspire to live on Mercer Island.
Once an Islander, always an Islander.
by Tommy Tutone October 16, 2007
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merced-out

To kill or beat someone within an inch of their life.

Also, to snuff or whipe someone/something out with one hit.
The kid with the pink skully got merced out.

He merced-out my sour patch kids because I was giving him the crook eye.
by crash February 25, 2004
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Yellow Mercedes

A cocktail containing Lemonade, Monster Energy Drink and Vodka.
I drink my yellow mercedes hastily to become inhebriated.
by Johnothan Pops September 16, 2008
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