1 definition by Tommy Tutone
The greatest island on earth. A typical islander has money, looks, class and the Mercedes to back it up. It's true that we are just more wealthy than everyone else, but when people tell us that "Money doesn't buy happiness", we just smile to ourselves because we know that's just a lie we tell Bellevue and Newport so they don't riot. We're not stuck up, we just know that we're better than you. To sum it up, the crown jewel of Lake Washington will always be a haven for the best of high society, the bosses of the big companies, and the classiest, most beautiful ladies you will ever meet.
Note: With money comes expensive alcohol and fashionable drugs, so we know how to hold our liquor and master our highs just as well as any trailer park-ho from Renton. Don't for a minute be fooled by our refined style, we're always up for a good time.
Note: With money comes expensive alcohol and fashionable drugs, so we know how to hold our liquor and master our highs just as well as any trailer park-ho from Renton. Don't for a minute be fooled by our refined style, we're always up for a good time.
by Tommy Tutone October 1, 2007