gas mask

When a girl is laying on her back and you're facing her feet, you squat and teabag you're balls in her mouth and fart in her her face.

My girl spilled wine on the rug and while she was cleaning it up and I flipped her over and gave her the gas mask.

gas mask by bob and ric December 25, 2004

covid mask marks 

The marks left on your cheeks from the bands on your covid mask that go around your ears.

Thanks a lot china now I have covid mask marks on my face.

covid mask marks by jimmybomm October 1, 2020

Ski Mask the Slump God 

A pretty good rapper who started out on sound cloud. He is best known for having plenty of references to cartoons like Fairly Odd Parents, Code Name Kids Next Door, and anime such as Naruto. He will often sample his beats from these shows. He also has some of the best flows you will ever hear.

Yo have you heard that new Ski Mask the Slump God song?

Ski Mask the Slump God by Headwall October 17, 2020

filthy gas mask

when your fucking anal style and your partner sits on ur face as you inhale there shit

dude!!!!! i just got the best fuckin filthy gas mask ever :D

filthy gas mask by b-dizzle5 December 2, 2010

Greasy Ski-mask 

When a dude rubs his hand(s) on his sweaty ball sac, aproaches someone from behind, and proceeds to wipe the tangy nutjuice all over the unsuspecting face.

Asshole 1: Is it humid, or is it just me?
Asshole 2: No dude, thats a Greasy Ski-mask!
Asshole 2: Fuck you.

Greasy Ski-mask by Billy Buttcrack July 29, 2011

covid mask itch 

That annoying tickle on your face causing you to itch because of a piece of fuzz stuck on the inside of your covid mask. We wouldn't have to wear a mask if the chinese government would have spoke up right away and advised the world of the covid 19 virus.

Thanks a lot you selfish bastards in the CCP for fucking up the world and giving me covid mask itch.

covid mask itch by jimmybomm August 9, 2020

Saudi Death Mask

(n) A sexual act in which one partner defecates in the other partner's mouth and then wraps their entire head in clear Saran Wrap. In order to be a successful Saudi Death Mask, the act must result in the death of said partner.

origin: This originated in Saudi Arabia as a means for the Sultans to dispose of their unwanted wives. It was considered an honor to be Saudi Death Masked for many years until, in 1967, human rights groups quelled the age old tradition. There hasn't been a public Saudi Death Mask performed since then; however, many believe they still are conducted in private.

Gabe had grown tired of his relationship with Fran so he got some Saran Wrap from the kitchen and gave her a Saudi Death Mask that evening.

Saudi Death Mask by The Mammoth Finisher March 24, 2011