Mail junkie

Mad workers in mail offices, in charge of sorting the mail, that loot and steal the packages for their own profit. Their crime is mostly not detected, since the blame can be shifted to sender's poor packaging.

"Be careful when shipping out art during the holidays please! ... Mail junkies are going through the mail and ripping up envelopes looking for gift cards, money etc. But they're actually finding amazing furry artwork instead"

by Bigbeating Kioshi December 22, 2020

Mail

In Northern Ireland mail means to date someone usually they will ask over text “mail xx” and if you said yes the u would probs talk over Snapchat and irl it would be awkward but if you said no you would tell all your ewww he asked me for a mail cause after that he would probs ask every other girl In your class until someone said yes also these mails would last a day or a week at most

Oh yeah I’m mailing him
He asked me for a mail last week ewww

by Jess.schnapp December 27, 2020

MADIL

MADIL ~ Noun. A common creature found mainly In affluent suburbs in early mornings on beaches and hiking trails. Acronym- Middle Aged Divorcee in Lululemon.

I went to the beach before dawn today to witness the sunrise but all I saw was a plethora of MADILs.

by GoldenGateMarinBound January 16, 2021

mail persuasion

Utilization of U.S. Postal and email forms of marketing solicitations sent to recipients, and with the intent to persuade a reply from recipients, a "call to action" or to make a purchase.

Bill complained that he is tired of finding voluminous amounts of mail persuasion within his post office box and email inbox.

by Psychotrumpic January 23, 2021

Mabel Matiz

amazing, unlimited turkish singer.

have you listened Mabel Matiz's last song?

by Moiralar March 17, 2021

mabelita

mabelita is a smart girl, most likely a latina with long and brown hair. she loves music. she might be crushing on one person exactly. she’s so funny and her humor is out of this world. she loves vlogging and she wants to have a youtube channel sometime during her life. she’s such a good friend. she loves giving pep talks. her insecurities are her lonjitas. even though she should love them. she’s very lovable

boy: i really want to date a mabelita

mabelitas dad: no, she can’t date until 30.

by arabdoiswirrd February 22, 2021

magilaca

Instead on saying lalalala x1000000000 you could say magilaca

Magilaca I’m jumping on clouds magiclaca magiclaca

by QWERTYAZERTY no good names March 11, 2021