minge ninja

one expert at sneaking up on minges and taking them by surprise, then satisfying them with some tongue aerobics

"that Phil is a Grand Master Minge Ninja, she never knew what licked her until it was all over and she was left a quivering wreck"

by Sheepie February 16, 2006

i am a single pringle ready to mingle

This phrase describes when you are a single and ready to mingle.

hello everyone I am a single pringle ready to mingle.

by Catzwithdonutzarecool June 11, 2018

mingstain

1. In the throws of passion with a young lady, if one has performed sufficiently then they would notice two characteristics; firstly an epileptic fit like attack, then secondly a vaginal secretion. This secretion makes a crusty stain on the bed - hence the phrase 'mingstain'.
2. A smelly bastard.

"Look at that dirty mingstain u left on my sheets love, now get down them stairs and wash em u slag!" (Obviously a slightly harsh reaction putting the young lady under duress after her overwhelming experience)
"You fkn mingstain"

by Raydon December 23, 2003

minge nose

The unnerving and slightly distressing smell that follows you round after a night working down at the stench trench - remains until the sufferer can be arsed to have a wash.

Jeez mate, I ate this bird out last nite and I'm suffering a horrendous case of minge nose

by "T.C" May 2, 2006

minga

noxious looking hag

whys your mum such a minga

by nick windsor January 29, 2004

minger

Not simply someone who is just coyote ugly, the phrase usually implies she is ugly, unkempt, over-weight and has hygiene problems such as a fishy cunt or skid marks on her underwear and her arse really stinks if you go to mount her doggy-style. She is also sexually promiscuous - a person who spreads sexually transmitted diseases. Her victims are always extremely horrified when they wake up the next morning. A somewhat crude term, the phrase is only usually used by people who are common, of low intellect or mingers themselves.Word comes from northern England and from Scotland.

Dave woke up hungover.Two-thirds of the bed contained a sweaty mound of stinky minger with unshaven armpits and huge bush. His genitals itched terribly.

by Jake January 20, 2004

Minge

A term used by garry’s mod players. "Minging" is a term often associated with the act of breaking the rules on a server, especially RP servers. Minges are often players not playing seriously, and often just intend to troll or have some short-lived fun.

Person: *Just running around making weird noises and breaking rules*
Player: “Your such a minge”

Person: *Starts disturbing an in game meeting/debrief*
=Player: “Stop Minging”

by JedSeriousRP August 6, 2020