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major league soccer

Professional soccer in the United States. David Beckham came to play for the LA Galaxy, and they are still the worse team in the MLS, he is now hurt, and never plays.
Major League Soccer is crappy in the US.
by Charlie J. October 11, 2007
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majority of people

the majority of people don’t even realize after WW2 the western world has been manipulated to feed off them. That’s why we have women’s rights and civil rights and school to brainwash children. That’s why in the 1960s anyone could get a record deal. Now today the music industry hires only what they want people to hear and what profits them the most.
majority of people are brainwashed and asleep. Keep staring into the abyss. heehee
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 17, 2020
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Drum Major

The last fart let before the person decides to go take a crap. The Drum Major is so named, because it leads the parade of feces out of the colon, as a Drum Major would lead the band in a parade down the street.
Innocent bystander: "Man, that fart smelled TERRIBLE! Was that you?"

Guilty party: "Yeah, that was the Drum Major. Guess I'll go take a crap."
by PilotBoboe January 15, 2009
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major dissasterificageness

Pronounced: May-jor Dis-ast-er-if-ic-age-ness
Pretty much means: Realy flicking bad ... Or we're screwed

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Stephen- Chemistry exam tomorrow uh?
Jamie- Major dissasterificageness!
by Jamie Duncan April 30, 2008
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art major

A quiet kid that got pushed too far and now turns into a propaganda machine. Gets hit on the head so much in school that they forgot how to draw and how to copyright and drop out. needs a rich respectable family to fix him again.
"look at this art major. he will destroy everything in his path without realizing it"
by Avery Williams October 14, 2017
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Major Suckage

When somebody sucks at something really bad, and still trys to look good. Usally only yelled at imcompatant arse-holes, with a stick up there ass.
by Koker April 5, 2005
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majordomo

Campana is a majordomo.
by SerialPreicsion February 6, 2005
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