LOAFIWSE

Lack Of Any Fucking Intelligence What's So Ever

Wow he read the wrong book for the test, he suffers from LOAFIWSE.

by kingdff May 14, 2009

Loafmosis

Loafmosis- the process in which the artist MeatLoaf uses to affect the physical properties of objects in his music video environment

Ghosts flying into minicastles and causing crashing chandeliers, as seen in the video for I would do anything for love is a product of loafmosis. Not to be confused with HisNameIsRobertPaulson Syndrome or the process used to convince meatloaf to start in Rocky Horror Picture Show as a frankenbiker.

by Dr. Dick Knuckle November 12, 2011

loafs

Large amounts of money in your pocket/wallet.

Graham: Aye, you got any spare change?

Nick: Sorry, I only got loafs.

by notagiraffe December 13, 2014

Loafing Cooper

An amazing Minecraft streamer from Australia who never dies in bedwars :)

Person 1: “Yo! What’re you watching?”
Person 2: “Oh I’m just watching Loafing Cooper”

by pedajgordon January 27, 2021

meat loafers

What a devout vegan sees when she spots your leather shoes.

She had fallen for his whole 'I'm so kind to animals' thing. On their first date, happily sharing Impossible Burgers with him, she dropped her fork. At floor level, she saw his feet. "Hypocrite!" she screamed. Are those vegan leather? No! You are wearing meat loafers!" She grabbed her phone, unfriended him, and stalked off. Needing some comfort food, he signaled the waiter for a bacon cheeseburger.

by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020

Freddy Loafers

Slang word for a pair of shoes that people might wear on a boat.

"Hold on till i throw on my new freddy loafers"

by banterbant February 8, 2012

light on your loafers

to be slightly homosexual,but not fully. if someone seems to be gay,but really isnt.

when you hugged that guy you seemed to be light on your loafers

by him not you November 4, 2009