Lincoln

A certified Ronaldo fanboy who sniffs the Al Hilal scarf for good luck. He also takes 40 yard puskas kicks and manages to score multiple times. He also has 12 inches of meat attached to him.

John: OMG is a LINCOLN!!!
Ben Dover: He penetrated me last night!

by sexoffender_202 March 4, 2024

Lincolned

To receive an unexpected cum shot to the back of the head.

“He hit it from the back and I got lincolned, 10/10, would do again.”

by o captain my captain March 25, 2024

Lincoln

A nonchalant with a small penis

Woman: How's it going Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nothing much I got a small penis how about you.

by trosa456 February 10, 2025

Lincolned

To be slapped by a dick (erect or not) directly to one's cheek.

President Lincolns face on the penny appears to have a dick impression embedded on his cheek.

She acted as if she was better than everyone. She was no dime piece she was more like 10 pennies so i lincolned her. If done 10 times then she's a dime piece.

A penny for your thoties.

by ❤️💲⭕️💲🅰️ March 17, 2025

Lincoln energy

/ˈlɪŋkən ɛn.ɚ.d͡ʒi/

The energy exuded by people―mainly men―that live in Lincoln, NE

Daniel: that comedian from Lincoln was weird
Chris: yeah major Lincoln energy

by TheTallestPsychonaut March 20, 2025

Lincoln law

If person or persons have vast amount of wood next to where they reside then woodpile must be finished before persons or person is asked to vacate the premises

Squatters were asked to vacate premises by police and they said they couldn't cuz Lincoln law is in effect

by White Rider March 26, 2025

Lincolning

When a guy nuts on the back of someone's head in the cinema

I was lincolning while watching Avengers at the cinema

by anonymous September 22, 2025