jack-u-later

Wishing someone a fond goodbye and expressing the desire to see them again.

Hey Monk, jack-u-later

by Larry December 4, 2003

swing my lantern

to turn on or have sex with. References to the music video for Coldplay's 'Fix You'.

Chris Martin can swing my lantern any day!

by Duuuuuuuuuuude November 8, 2005

jewish space laser

A "Jewish Space Laser" is when you receive oral sex next to a window and try to hold a magnifying glass steady enough for the beam of sunlight from the window to light all 8 candles on the menorah.

I gave my wife a jewish space laser yesterday but she couldn't light'em all.

by im u fucking sadist17 February 28, 2021

laser

A dumb fuck that dosent know any thing

Eileens a laser, she dosent know what a prick is!

by Sam July 19, 2004

LATERAL

Some body that come in a conversation and dont know what it is about

A stupid person

Nosey

damn bra stop being a lateral

by Lionel Simmons June 15, 2006

You'll thank me later

A phrase uttered by utter wankers.

Nathan: You'll thank me later
Juan Carlos Alfonso Víctor María de Borbón y Borbón-Dos Sicilias: Shut the fuck up, wanka.

by Wankastic November 26, 2010

laser in on

to concentrate; to zero in on.

We need to laser in on poverty alleviation.

by uttam maharjan October 25, 2010