Knife Fight

Similar to a sword fight, however both participants penises are very small, thus knives instead of swords

Yo I heard those kids had a sword fight this weekend.
Nah, they only had a knife fight.

by illweedsesh January 28, 2009

kite

Predominately a Portsmouth word to describe looking at something.

"Come and have a kite at this"

by Tarby March 9, 2008

Knifer

A scrawny white boy who walks the streets of langford at night drinking Tim hortons ice capps

There's that Knifer again patrolling langford

by Rs.ag9491 September 8, 2016

dull knifed

Being dumped from a relationsip, or just a really bad breakup

I felt like I was being dull knifed when he/she dumped me.

by Steve Wilhite May 13, 2005

fillet knife

Ones meaty tool that is used for filleting pussy.

Dave. "How did you get on with that bird you picked up Kev? Did u give her a good filleting"

Kev "Yeah I boned her with my fillet knife 4 hours solid!"

by nutman17 May 25, 2007

Guched Knife

The act of a knife going through the Guche and through your testies and penis

If you dont shut up jake i will give you a guched knife.

by Elaxist May 25, 2010

Tony Keitel

one of the most pure, loved, sweet and beautiful human beings ever!

Tony Keitel is a lovely person! And he's so pretty!
I know right, every time I see them I'm shocked at his beauty!

by hellobestie June 14, 2021