kaleb novak

White guy who thinks he’s salvi but he’s not. He also likes to ILLEGALLY race on the streets. He’s pretty cute though so it makes up for it.

“Yo is that papi chulo kaleb novak??”
“Yeah but don’t get into a car with him bro”

by amazingsupercoolprettygirl July 10, 2024

kaetah

The worst possible person you could ever meet, sugarcoating their word ib delight as they curse you entire bloodline

Friend 1: "HOW COULD SHE SAY THAT TO ME?"
Friend 2: "I know right, she's a total Kaetah."

by Willy wonky December 2, 2024

Kale kholin

a non ሰገጥ guy who knows that urban dictionary is open to the public for inserting and editing the definition of any word and so doesnt screenshoot definitions of his name and post it on facebook because its nothin special u can literally edit it to say whatever the fuck u want

also a knights radiant #ifykyk

Be like kale kholin he's cool

by anonymous December 5, 2024

Kalathils

A measurement of social battery or mental energy

"I can't go out anymore I ran out of Kalathils, so i'm staying home and playing games instead

by Liek Dis December 19, 2024

Kalathils

Measurement of social battery and energy

"I went out too much this week, I ran out of kalathils. I'm staying home and playing games instead.

by Liek Dis December 19, 2024

KALE

That one guy who loves violently jerking off to his sonic fan game sonic emerald madness. He loves fingering john cena in his free time and adores touching miners. This guy is not verey cool and I really really really hate him! Every single time I join call hes like "OH ITS THAT GUY" LIKE SHUT UP IM GOING TO PUT YOU IN MY BLENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Stop jerking off to john cena Kale

by gooberman24 December 29, 2024

Kale

Really cool guy who could beat professional wrestlers in a 1v1. Makes weird noises when he thinks he’s alone. Definitely don’t neglect this hot boi

Daaang, he did it again, that Kale. He’s a keeper.

by Minioncurry52 January 17, 2025