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John

A man with the biggest ass you can't understand. It's perfect in every way. I want it in my mitts.
"Hey do you know John?"
"No, who is that?"
"He is the guy with the massive ass"
"Ohhhh I'm familiar"
by simp_simpy February 13, 2023
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Person 1: who tf is john

Person 2: big man glasses hair
Person 5: That's the most john guy I've ever seen
John: John
Person 3: that John owes me money, he is known as Johnny Debt
by SinfulMicrowave February 25, 2023
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JOHNED 💪✌🏻🤪 john is MINE so back off pals 🖕🏿
random person- ooo that lad is fit

johns gyal- HES MINE 🙄😡✌🏿
by silly boy 123 December 31, 2022
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John

he’s that guy in your life who won’t *admit* that he’s gay but everyone knows he likes men.
he also looks a lot like Arthur, like, it’s uncanny
“John, get out of my chair!”
by deinemutter@939996 January 15, 2023
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John

John is one of the categories in the John Chart™.
John represents people who are friendly, hardworking, approachable and humorous.
If you ever see someone who could be categorized as a John approach them, get to know them and befriend them,
they will always be there in your darkest moments
Person 1: James is such a nice guy, and he's so funny too!
Person 2: Yes! He's such a John.
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John

Noun; can be used in place of of any object or thing
Man put that John away
I gotta go charge my John

Bros got a bag full of Johns
by SlickDook69 January 24, 2023
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John

John is a basic ass name
And if you have you boring
John: Hi
Normal person: bro get the Fuck out my face your name is John 💀
by Someomeis69ingyourmom January 25, 2023
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