Joey P

A young man whose life revolves around trying to play football, failing to play baseball, and making rap albums that completely suck. He is balding at the age of 17 and the hair that hasn't fallen out is turning gray. His younger brother is better than him at life and gets more playing time than him as a freshman on varsity. Young Joey P thinks he will get accepted into Cornell when in reality he is going to Caldwell College and going to teach special ed kids math for the rest of his life. Eventually he will learn more from the sped kids than they will ever learn from him. His hit song is called "Perfectionist Mentality" and you can find it on youtube after typing in Run This Town Remix - Joseph (Cohen) Panullowitzsteinburgman.

Joey P has 1 rushing attempt in his football career and it resulted in -5 yards.

Joey P by thuglife08 October 14, 2009

Joey Bagadonuts 

Used in place of "John Doe" or in reference to no-one in particular.

"Hey, you can go ask any Joey Bagadonuts on the street and they'll tell you the same thing!"

Joey Bagadonuts by JerseyKate March 29, 2005

Joey Larsen 

A fat selfish faggot that loves penis and loves to 69 dicks with his boyfriend Jacob Brooks.

Joey Larsen your such a gay ass faggot

Joey Larsen by Space Warped January 6, 2008

Joey Greco 

The host of the television show Cheaters in which indivuals confront their unfaithful significant other. An instigator who loves to start sh*t between people under the guise that he really "cares" about them. He has been stabbed, punched, and slapped by several individuals on the show.

A synonym for anyone who starts trouble in relationships in which they have no business being in. The kind of person who tells your girlfriend your cheating on her because he's jealous that your gettin some pussy and he has never got to 2nd base with a woman.

Also known as someone who has a terrible haircut in which they spike their hair and paint the middle spikes white.

Tha douchebag Larry ran up on me while I was in the car gettin some dome from my secretary out behind McDonalds. I always knew he was a Joey Greco.

Joey Greco by H-Town Representer July 11, 2009

joey-up 

any dig made in a volleyball game involving sliding, last minute diving, contortionist use of the hands, and the 3-point pass coming from any one of these.

wow, did you see that joey-up? number 11 is so awesome

joey-up by getitup February 23, 2009

Joey Coleman 

A fat male who has a "taxi" service and drives around everyone and trys to fry everyone on fb but in reality he really hates his life and has total self confidence issues.

Joey Coleman is a fat fuck who needs to get a life.

Joey Coleman by The love guru. August 6, 2011

joey boggio 

The act of getting scared while in the process of sex. OR always messing up a good time(party pooper.)

Charles was banging Martha but he pulled a joey boggio and ran home without out even busting a nut.

Kyle and Ashley were making love while very crunk but Ryan was sitting on the floor and kept interrupting there love making.

joey boggio by Crest prohealth August 21, 2006