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to pull a mathieu jean 

when an individual constantly blames the playing equipment (handles too wet, table not calibrated, lighting not adequate) and consistently fails to perform under pressure and is overall delusional about his capacities in everything in life in general and in baby foot specifically.
once should never try to pull a mathieu jean if they want to be considered a great athlete.
man im so bad at baby foot but at least I am not going to pull a mathieu jean.
to pull a mathieu jean by khursheh December 6, 2016
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doing the Jean 

To completely freak out about small problems or 3 weeks before an exam.
Its really not a big problem dude, stop doing the Jean.
doing the Jean by maxgo February 29, 2020

you wore a jean vest 

to call out somebody's hypocritical and ironic behaviour, quoted by Nicki Minaj circa 2011.
"The jacket gon-"
"The jacket looks great i don't know whatcha talkin' about but every woman in here is gonna like that- please it's- you wore a jean vest"

Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre 

French glassmaker born in 1716 who invented the burette and the unit of volume known as the liter. Had a daughter named Millie and is celebrated for his inventions that advanced the field of chemistry. He passed away at the age of 62 due to cholera.
Claude Émile Jean-Baptiste Litre was also not a real person and was an April Fools prank made by 2 University of Waterloo professors to try and permanently capitalize the Liter unit.

Don't talk to jean! 

This is a famous saying popularized in the Roblox game "Guts and Blackpowder".

Experienced players will usually shout this out in the online chat to signify that they have reached the end area of "Catacombes de Paris" which is a map from guts and blackpowder. About the map, there is an NPC known as Jean-Louise-le_petit-oui-oui-duboire (He's French). If you talk to the NPC it will trigger the end wave and it will spawn a bunch of zombies. They need to let the sappers of the team build barricades before talking to him so they will be prepared once the horde comes. (The horde is only activated if you talk to him so if you stay out of his vicinity you could in theory never let the horde ever spawn).
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "We reached the end of the Catacombs! Oh who that guy, I'm gonna ask him for help!"
French soldier 2 (An experienced player): "Wait no! Don't talk to jean!
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "What? Why?
French soldier 2 (An experienced player): "Talking to him will trigger the horde, if we let the sappers build before talking to him we will have barricades already set up."
French soldier 1 (A newbie): "Oh, ok i understand..."
French soldier 3 (idk): *Talks to Jean either way*

Server: A votekill has been placed on French soldier 3.

Ascension of Jean

On March 23, at Castle Gulch Colorado, a real place in the mountains, a feminine totem commemorating Jean DeSimone is illuminated by a reflection of the sun. Jean had a liquid burial there, and her teeth (along with seashells revealing recursive Bernoulli spiral, or spira mirabilis) come out of the ground each spring. These teeth can be used as talismans to suck on when one is pulled over for a traffic violation.
That Ascension of Jean totem made the Realtors, Yuppies and Lawyers so scared that they had to call a tow truck to skedaddle down to Boulder where their wretched kind are tolerated.