Itchywinkle

An Itchywinkle is an ailment usually suffered by Kernowwinkles and is the result of spending too much time hunting for stinkywinkles.
The best cure for an itchywinkle is to dip the afflicted member into a pint of beer, but NOT your own.

Quick pass me Perry's pint while he's in the toilet, this itchywinkle is driving me mad.

by pjuk January 17, 2010

itchy arm

someone has the/an "itchy arm" when they are jonesin' for some heroine injected into the arm.

I had such the itchy arm visiting my sister this weekend..

by NorskGod August 8, 2010

Itchy Jungle

a massinve amount of pubic hair around the asshole often causing severe itchyness and irritation; when standing straight up the asshair will be sticking out of the asscrack. a asshair amount that you can compare to a jungle; when asscheeks spread you cannot see the asshole due to the amount of hair.

He has a disgusting Itchy Jungle around his asshole.

by NowahsFriend November 19, 2010

itchatietis

a disease where your body wont stop itching made up by some girl named hannah

person 1-my foot itches
person 2-thats cool
person 1-my leg itches
person 2-ok?
person 1-now my other leg itches
person 2-omg bro u got itchatietis

by rusty0914 January 17, 2011

Itcher Clencher

When you fart to itch your rectum instead of openly scratching, while trying to not let a loud one out.

Yesterday in class I had a bad bootay itch and had to let out an itcher clencher.

by Guitarman78 August 16, 2011

itchy bana

Associated ass itch from insufficient wiping.

The result of the single-ply toilet paper was total itchy bana.

by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011

itchy gym butt

when you've pooped recently and then go work out and while working out develop an intense irressistable ass itch that won't quit without the fiercest of scratching.

Monday I ate chili, tuesday afternoon I took a big shit then went to the gym. On the elliptical I had itchy gym butt something terrible.

by Kanisha J. January 22, 2014