When someone gets so scared they run and hide in a cupboard. There in abject fear they shit their pants.
When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.
When found by others the shitter is laughed at and his turd filled ass-pants are poked with sticks.
by Immortal Yawn January 02, 2011
A closet pedo is an adult jumping out of a closet and saying"I´m moist" to an underaged kid in a deep and raspy voice.
by Sinorox February 25, 2019
An sexual act inspired by the infamous "dog in the bathtub" maneuver. This act involves a woman placing her long, saggy labia (curtains) into her male companion's anus (closet).
John: Gee Sally, I can't think of anything fun to do tonight... Wanna go see a movie?
Sally: Wait, how about we just stay in tonight? We could put the curtains in the closet!
Sally: Wait, how about we just stay in tonight? We could put the curtains in the closet!
by AdamBomb1349 May 10, 2010
by Sour Jeremy February 28, 2022
The metaphorical location of a flamboyantly homosexual person who refuses to own up to their gay ways.
by Alagai March 22, 2017
When one sexual partner shoves an article of clothing up another partner's asshole, and then yanks it out to create intense butthole pleasures.
Hey Sue, I've got an empty tank down there, Homeless Man's Closet?
Hey Bert, should we send this Blazer to goodwill, or use it for a Homeless Man's Closet?
Hey Bert, should we send this Blazer to goodwill, or use it for a Homeless Man's Closet?
by Miles Faggerton August 03, 2015
A state of extreme and seemingly random happiness, excitement, and relief experienced after coming out as trans, gay, bi, pan, etc.
-Please note this is not an official term or anything, I made the phrase up to help explain to myself why I'm feeling this way. The experience is not made up, only the name for it.-
-Please note this is not an official term or anything, I made the phrase up to help explain to myself why I'm feeling this way. The experience is not made up, only the name for it.-
"Man, I've been feeling weirdly happy ever since I came out to my family"
"You must be having post-closet euphoria!"
"You must be having post-closet euphoria!"
by ScaryNarwhal January 28, 2018