Bruiser Hurst

A Bruise Hurst is someone who plays baseball and is very short. They are normally dog shit and don’t do their job as a first baseman. This person is likely to finger their girlfriend after 2 days of dating. A Bruiser Hurst strives to be apart of The Great Monks but will never achieve his goalinson.

That sophomore in Oklahoma with the blonde hair is a real Bruiser Hurst.

by Cool Cock69 April 26, 2021

Rist hurts

Some lard ass that beats his dick too much and/or uses mouse and keyboard on Xbox. Usually at an astounding 210kg, they are seen lurking in a McDonald’s drive-through and are easily distinguishable by the smell of semen that’s stuck between their fat rolls. Due to them being dropped as a baby they can’t find the clit, can’t get harder more than 3 inches, but they can locate the nearest minor within a 10 mile radius.

Did you see Roman Andrade? His Rist hurts

by PPnugget November 22, 2022

Booking a hurt dance

To look for trouble

If you mess with that guy, you're booking a hurt dance.

by Alazar_Ph June 18, 2014

Hooker in a hurricane

Hooker trying to escape her pimp. It is the altercation that occurs but she succeeds to become a successful entrepreneur

Hooker in a hurricane She wanted out like a "hooker in hurricane"

by Joyfulbird August 12, 2016

don't hurry be crappy

Similar to the saying don't worry be happy, but realizing the world is fucked & sometimes less is more.

When I started my new job, I was told by my co-workers, don't hurry be crappy.... so I set the bar low from day one. Best decision I ever made.

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

my throat hurts

when you suck too much dick

my throat hurts when i suck too much dick

by cantnevercouldmmm March 3, 2020

i'm hurt

Hurt... Hurt is a state of mind where killing is an option, and sleeping is another. If someone is ever hurt...

Be quiet.

Rayme: I'm hurt
Bethany: I'm hurt too, bruh

by HayesPotatoChips November 4, 2020