human slippers

To insert your feet into someones ass, preferably one foot per ass, and proceed to walk around with the persons on your feet!
Ideally you would use midgets!
i just got myself a pair of human slippers!
by Staplebrau September 30, 2006
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good humanity

good humanity
rather to me is helping one another
no matter your color or race

_ LIL WAYNE
not to speculate before they informate, much rather you talk to me first and see if you can lend an opinion before you link one. meaning to help under no judgement or skin or race, just my thought of good humanity
by smant January 28, 2009
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how to human

I don’t or never knew how to human
by That non-human January 18, 2018
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Human Crush

A Human Crush is when you have a crush on someone or adore them but in a platonic, non-sexual way.

(I created this term in late 90's but can't remember when? 1997?)
I just love Robin Wright, I have such a human crush on her!!

He's amazing, that old guy from the corner market, I have a human crush on him.

(not a sexy term but sweeter way of saying boy or girl crush which is odd)
by Damiana00 January 22, 2021
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Human Lantern

When you take a flashlight and shove it up someone's anus and proceed to turn it on. Thus creating a human lantern.
The power went out at julie's house so i gave her the human lantern.
by freddyfredjoe February 16, 2009
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Human Luggage

When you put all of your clothes on a midget who is wearing roller skates, and pull him like luggage.
I'm pulling my human luggage through the air port right now.
by Cristina8806 February 14, 2011
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Human Grindipede

Noun:
The act of multiple people grinding in a conga-line formation. Also called the grindipillar or the grind line.
"Billy was scarred for life after his first school dance because he had witnessed a human grindipede"

"Did you see how long that human grindipede was yesterday?"
by Wizard Lizard October 01, 2014
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