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safe horny

Safe horny denotes subjects towards which the current Overton window allows or even encourages public displays of sexual attraction.
"Hey bro, check out this artwork of nude Lady Dimitrescu"
"Not interested, she's safe horny"
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Horny Duel

Action directly following intercourse whereby the man removes the full condom from his penis and proceeds to slap the woman in the face with it. This action is always accompanied by the verbal phrase "I challenge you to fuck me again".
Embittered by his recent fantasy football loss, Trevor vindictively challenged Claire to a horny duel.
by Mathias H June 21, 2009
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horny Heffer

A disgustingly ugly chick aged between 13-21 who appears to be a young cow but on closer inspection is actually a human.
The clothes they wear include: full purple tracksuit, shirts that are slightly to small around the waist and fluffy tangled hair.
They would gladly take ten penises at once but unfortunately no man in their right mind would have sex with one of these wild beasts. They can be found looking for a mate on online dating websites and working as underpaid secretaries in country towns.
oi mate, look at the size of that horny heffer. i bet she would like a dick up her ass
by sperma toadle August 21, 2010
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horny toad

1. A person who desperately wants sex, but is never gonna get any because they are ugly or have some other undesirable characteristics.
"You're a freaking horny toad! just go jerk off or something, and get over it!"
by Fobugee October 22, 2003
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horny hubert

The act of sandpapering your sexual partner's ass, pouring ketchup on their face, and chopping there foot off with shovel.
I was sick of the same old routine, so we mixed it up and I gave Mary a horny hubert.

You shut up before I give you a horny hubert na' mean.
by Arthur McWilliams. April 30, 2005
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Horny ESP

A special type of hack which places a tracer and a box in your vision over any entities which happen to be exhibiting unusually high horny levels. Can be used to detect all sorts of things, from other humans to the H2FA.
Okay, we're entering the cornfield. Turn your Horny ESP hacks on guys!

Woah there's 20 Horny ESP signatures in this party! Must be pre-teens.
by Rousate October 7, 2021
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toon horny

I got toon horny after seeing Daphne in a bathing suit in What's New Scooby Doo.
by zingerhoff September 14, 2013
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