Levis Strauss Handshake

An over the jeans handjob

Any touching, rubbing, etc. of the penis which requires clothing being an intermediary between the giver and the receiver.

He was really happy with the firm Levis Strauss handshake he got from his girlfriend that morning.

It's at least worth a Levis Strauss Handshake

by DodgerCol December 23, 2009

White Man's Handshake

A handshake that involves grabbing an outstretched hand firmly and pumping it up and down confidently to avoid an embarrassing flub of a cool handshake. This is usually given when a minority holds out their hand and you, not wanting to mess it up and appear lame, crush their fingers before they show everyone how "white" you are when you mess it up.

Boy 1: I was playing ball at the Y and everyone was introducing themselves. This guy walked up to me, held out his hand and said "Yo, what up? I'm LaTrell." I didn't want to look like an idiot so I grabbed his hand and gave him the White Man's Handshake before he could try anything funny.

Boy 2: Wow...

by Sheepdog October 12, 2012

The Golden Handshake

When your recieving a succulent handjob from a lass and you decide to release the golden stream of piss on to her

Aw lads did you hear about Rory last night? Sealed the deal with the golden handshake

by Strokeahole February 7, 2019

Dutch handshake

When a woman places one rubber hand with the elbowpart into her vagina, untill only the flat hand is sticking out of her birthchannel. Then the man tries to shake the flat hand on a firm manner, giving the slotanimal a pleasant and rough sensation in her slot.

Lindsay asked Bob to introduce himself to her. Then he gave her a Dutch handshake, which led to a juicy zenith.

by Bitterballo June 28, 2014

Canadian handshake

After being trolled or catfished you make up with your victim by giving him a hand job with maple syrup.

Man: did you hear that mike catfished Stephen?
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake

by Dirty Chaos January 7, 2018

handshake

What you don't want to do with a wanker.

by Soiled Undergarment July 12, 2003

West Texas Handshake

A sexual act in which a person inserts four fingers into his/her partner and then sucks thier exposed thumb. This act is very popular in Western Texas.

Smokey: Wanna do some oxys and fuck?
T Boogey Whatup: Yeah Boy! Let me get a West Texas Handshake in front of my captain geeg.

by Giddy-Up Tony September 29, 2010