Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.

V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”

by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020

HOOKER

HOOOO HOOOOO KERRRRR

THANKS MADAMS NOW WE CAN"T EVEN GET HOOOKERS NOWADAYS HOOKER

by DJ Mount Rushmore October 12, 2025

Neo-Hooker

Gen Z Females who try to show off their buts on social media.

Him: You’re such a neo-hooker!
Her: ;-;

by Shashumga Boye MCKing December 21, 2020

Hooker Knees

Ashy, bruised, cut ,dirty ,dry knees
Or just bad looking knees

Why is your knees so ashy? It looks like you have hooker knees.

They look worst then my wife's and she doesn't even suck mine

by JAYmist January 21, 2019

Post-Hooker

A 2K Player that has no life and always post hook. Also know has the gayest person to ever touch 2K21

Playshot: Dude that Elite 2 is post hooking

Paint Beast: Yeah dude I know right

P-Lock: Bro hes so gay

Post-Hooker: YOU GUYS ARE JUST BAD LMAO

by backupwaffles April 29, 2021

arabian hooker

A prostitute, otherwise known as a woman who sells themselves for pleasures, who is foreign.

"That Arabian Hooker sure gots the looks of a drunk horse, hot damn."

by PePein V. Gee July 31, 2009

Man hooker

A guy who fucks a lot of girls

Kendall is a man hooker

by 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 November 19, 2020