Coast Guard

A bunch of Puddle Pirates who patrol the coast of the United States only stopping Cubans from reaching the coast of Florida as well as stopping drugs from reaching the Gulf coast from Caribbean Islands. Basically, the Maritime law enforcement of the United States that also has the ability to assist in natural disasters such as hurricanes.

Most Coast Guard members believe they are part of the armed forces, when in reality, the Coast Guard is part of the department Homeland Security.

Don't join the coast guard if you actually want to serve you country.

by MuricanViking April 17, 2015

joshua guardado

A gay faggot who likes trangeder guy and likes to get booty raped and also has a big ass head and his barber fucked him with a bald spot

Joshua guardado is very faggot

by he fucked me and he has chode February 26, 2018

guardibob

a person who is attracted to gay men

i watched some gay porn yesterday, does that make me a guardibob?

by Blarb Shmittz December 9, 2008

Gurdali

noun a cruel and oppressive dictator gaining power by any means necessary.

noun in ancient Mukhatsor, a tyrant who had seized power without legal right to it

noun any person who exercises power in a cruel way

noun any person who enjoys to inflict torture on others for ones own sexual satisfaction

"his father was a Gurdali!"

"in accordance with the 53AD Loola Act, this court hereby declares you criminally Gurdali and sentences you to 50 yrs in a maximum security institution"

"giv it to me harder! Giv it to me like a Gurdali!!!"

by Chandmama November 7, 2008

Gwarda

when a girl sqirts and its thick and sticky but drips like water

I had that girl drippin like water
Gwarda.........
G.irl
w.ater
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d.rippin
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by DEV X. STATION September 28, 2008

Guarandarntee

A guarantee, with emphasis!

"I guarandarntee I will get back to you."

by ZackC October 16, 2009

Guarayo

is a mix between a guaraguao and a gallo... spanish birds

my friend have a guarayo...

by guarallino October 29, 2009