Lil Greg

A legendary, round, crispy entity embodying eternal contentment and crispiness. Known for his simplistic yet profound philosophy: "Stay Crispy. Stay Content."

"Mate, you need to stop stressing and be more like Lil Greg—just stay crispy."
"That guy is so chill under pressure, absolute Lil Greg energy."
"I was about to lose it, but then I remembered: Stay Content."

by tombaron86 February 14, 2025

gregged

exploding like a fountain.

Had the best head the other day, gregged everywhere.

by Jeggerz February 7, 2015

Greg's working

When a "Greg" he's "working" this typically means hes sitting in his truck watching tiktoks or masterbating ferociously.

"Greg's working" really hard today.

GREG--"WORKING"

by LM Colt September 12, 2022

Greg

The fastest growing army on the internet,
(Don't look that up)

Dude 1: Yo I just discovered pizza toppings!
Dude 2: WOAH! Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet!
Dude 3: Greg
Dude 1, 2 &3: Greg Greg Greg

by Vikkstar123 is bad. May 25, 2020

did a greg

Basically, the term for when a guy messes a girl around. They lead you on and then come up with a big pathetic excuse or 'problem' that is so 'horrible' that they cannot tell you meaning they cannot see you anymore. they either get with an ex or with a new girl and they also say the famous line of 'i didnt mean to mess you about'. blatently did if they had said that otherwise they wouldn't know so soon that they had.

natalie: so how did your date go?
emma: not too well, he did a greg.

by emilyr0s3 December 31, 2007

Chucking a Greg

Urinating in a backpack

I heard Greg was urinating in a backpack again.
Oh indeed, he was 'chucking a Greg'

by Rodinthefog January 8, 2023

greg (Verb)

To greg someone is to ask them many questions (some would claim an unending barrage of questions) in order to suss out information and get to the root of what's really going on here. The objective of gregging someone is to gain a full understanding, or even enlightenment. There is no shame in gregging someone, especially if others are unwilling to ask the tough questions.

I decided to greg (verb) him about why he needed to buy another DeLorean given that he had owned several in the past and always ended up getting rid of them. I also gregged him on the specifics of how much it cost, why was the owner selling it, where was he going to keep it, is he buying it just to relive his youth one more time, etc... you know, the usual stuff.

by Worldtravels April 29, 2024