dusty gopher

When you fuck an old lady and you pull out and there is dust on your dick

Tim-"I banged Cole's grandma last night."
Brad-"Nice, did you get a dusty gopher."
Tim-"You bet your sweet ass I did."

by Dustygopher69 September 28, 2015

Samuel Gompers

President of the AFL.

"I wish I was Samuel Gompers, I love the AFL!"

by OG Noah January 4, 2016

anal gaper

A guy that has an unhealthy obsession with turtlenecks who enjoys playing DnD and being cynical.

OMG Nathan that turtleneck makes you look like such an anal gaper.

by chunymunkeysexymuffin July 27, 2016

kara gober

A woman who is super amazing and is a great teacher

(Girl)Did you see that woman?
(Boy)ya. She was a Kara Gober

by laughter:] January 1, 2017

sarah goering

The best math teacher ever to walk the earth

Mrs you are a Sarah goering

by Taylor laughner January 18, 2018

giddy gopper

The ticklish spot under your chin

I’m gonna get your giddy gopper

by Ttbiggy May 3, 2018

golden gopher

Verb; to cover a height challenged or little person in succulent soil while they are perspiring profusely and then urinate on them to wash them clean

After a long day at the construction site and pinched for time, Brian sought out a friend to give him a golden gopher, so he could get home before his wife found out about his extra curricular activities

by David Gary David June 19, 2018