goober munch

A silly willy person/an alternative for goofy

Alex: I can’t stand wearing pants

Me: Bruh you a goober munch fr

by Memow.143 January 1, 2024

Goober Smooch

One who smooches (kisses) another’s goober (penis)
The could also be another term for Meat Riding

“Shut the fuck up Goober Smooch.”
“You are such a Goober Smooch.”

by Brennanpp January 3, 2024

Goober

L from Death Note

“Look at him he’s just a little goober”

by X1097_PA January 3, 2024

Goobert Snoobert

Friend or silly person

That guy is a Goobert Snoobert

by taterdoesthings January 5, 2024

Goober

A term used by discord Neo Nazis to refer to being someone who wishes violence on Jews and other minorities

“Dude I’m such a goober man just wanna shoot de joos”

by Richle February 5, 2024

goober schloober

Someone who is the ultimate wackiest person ever, levels of goofiness TOO HIGH!

It happens when a goober and a schloober combine- must be contained

Man, my girlfriend is such a goober schloober, i’m so scared right now

by Gary_mint_p-_- February 10, 2024

Goober

1. Someone who foolishly waits around for a person of interest who “isn’t ready/isn’t looking for a relationship.”
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.

1. “John keeps hanging out with that girl hoping one day she will want to be with him. What a Goober”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”

by anonymous February 20, 2024