goober bomb

when mucus is put on your feces and thrown as in a snowball fight

that goober bomb fight last night was disgusting

by mohawk69 May 10, 2010

Goobdouche

The female version of "teabagging"

Girl, you better be careful. She could goobdouche you!"

by RegJen October 28, 2010

Goobered

Goobered means that You have just almost Spit Out or Swallowed Your Drink & almost Choked when it went down the wrong Pipe.

When Peter told Paul & Mary My Joke Paul Goobered all over His shirt.

by Gator67401 June 5, 2015

goober juice

Sticky hot cream that gay male suck.

She sucked up all that goober juice

by Gay male November 20, 2017

Goober

noun- a foolish or silly person, a goofball such as Federal Communications Commission Chairman Ajit Pai, usually someone who is ditsy or acts like an idiot

When Ajit answers a robocall, he acts like such a goober.

by gofccyourself March 13, 2019

Goobfort

When a person is a Goobfort/Goobert it means that hes got a small penis and is undeserving of love and affection

Waow, that dude is such a Goobfort

by CowboyWarrior69 December 21, 2019

gooby gob

when a girl puts her lube soaked mouth on your butt and makes her mouth a chocolate donut and then sucks your dick with it until you’re a poopy and cum covered mess

“dude that girl at the party last night gave me some killer gooby gob”

by mr.goobygob November 2, 2022