gordin mah orange

when you go to a store of any type and pour water on the ground and see how long it takes to get kicked out and when you do so respond only with "im gordin mah orange"

store clerk 1: GET THE FUCK OUT
you:im gordin mah orange
store clerk 2: YOU NEED TO LEAVE
store clerk 2: GTFO NOW
you:im gordin mah orange

by CAUSTIC99 August 27, 2025

Gordon

A galloping sausage.

Hey look a gordon

by joshua lionel cowen September 8, 2025

Gordonian

Someone who says they will do something but never follows through

Chanel is such a gordonian. She keeps, saying she will go to the gym but has never gone.

by The flat September 8, 2025

Gornancy

Beat up

He’s lucky I didn’t gornancy him

by Chaseandhossey January 6, 2026

Gordon

To have a very large penis even while on soft.

Damn my boy got that Gordon on him

by Kidrockbudlight April 13, 2026

Inner Gordon Gekko

Greedy tendency. Based on the character Gordon Gekko in Wall Street.

My inner Gordon Gekko motivated me to sell the car for $10,000, even though I knew it had hidden water damage from the flood.

by Mel S. Hutson May 13, 2008

Eilidh Gordon

One sexy mofo.

Y U SO EILIDH GORDON

by somerandomguy2 September 24, 2011