Geek Speak

Retard speak

Kids who use geek speak are most likely the same kids who get Ds and Fs in English class.

by normal October 31, 2003

band geek

A high school senior that wears a varsity jacket that says:
1.Marching Band
2.Symphony Band
and nothing else. If they have another sport on their jacket, then they're fine. (BTW, orchestra is better than band.)

Bully: I hate those band geeks. I'm gonna kill them!
Band Geek 1: Not unless we kill you first!
Band Geek 2: Get him!
Bully: Ahhhh!!!!!
(Band geeks torture the bully to death with loud and terrible band music)

by UM North Quad May 1, 2006

Cool geek

What companion loser nerds call each other whilst in denial.

Your such a cool geek, everyone is too scared to talk to you cos your so clever and a social hit. I don't know why they say horrible things. They must be jealous especially as you always get the seat at the front of class.

by Cabbage on ferret February 26, 2011

geek cred

Your reputaiton of being a geek, wether it good or bad. Getting callled a geek by a teacher/lecturer boosts this majorly know form persoanl experience).

1. Man, he is such a geek.

2. Of cource I know him, who doesnt know that geek?

3. I have too much geek cred >.<

by Koran October 19, 2006

geeked out

To be disturbed or freaked out by something or someone that has a high 'geek quota'

That makes me feel totaly geeked out.
or
Dude, shut up you are geeking me out.

by Kurt Lundquist July 28, 2008

Geek Tie

A Flash Drive attached to a Lanyard and hanging from the Neck.

I was going to do some work at home tonight, but I left my Geek Tie at the office. I should have noticed, since I look and feel naked without a tie on.

by Sean "Nukem" Pruitt May 31, 2007

chromebook geek

Someone who figured out how to use a useless thing, but usually gets laughed at.

Person 1: This girl I met some days ago...
Person 2: What about her?
Person 1: figured out how to play Minecraft, COD, and VALORANT on her RTX Intel i47 64 TB RAM 1024 TB Storage Chromebook and beat me all of those games
Person 2: So she's a chromebook geek?
Person 1: I mean, she made a useless web browsing child device into a gaming pc!
Person 3: Person 1, your new girl is just a stupid person who never understands what things can and cannot do.

by iExtensionClutch January 4, 2021