Edward airplane fingers is similar to the well known "Edward forty hands." But instead taping 40 ozs to each hand, the person tapes an airplane bottle of liquor to each finger on both hands. The main and most important part, is the person can not urinate until all ten bottles have been drank.

" Dude Hunter is serious about attempting edward airplane fingers, he just drank his right hand"

Edward airplane fingers by huntaa October 4, 2011

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gods chili fingers

gods chili fingers is a sexual act originated in the plaza district of Oklahoma City when a limo driver stuck his fingers in a butt and licked them off. bringing to the world the act of gods chili fingers.

"man this limo driver gave me a ride home and tried to pull some gods chili fingers on me"

"no way man hope you were prepared to kick and run!"

gods chili fingers by tattooer_of_the_gods December 17, 2013

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Stupid fingers

Stupid fingers is used in reference to someone who has difficulty with small tasks that require competent use of their fingers, such as typing, knots, putting small parts together, etc.

Not to be used when someone has trouble with something that requires very skilled use of their fingers, such as an playing an instrument.

Kevin types so slowly, he must have stupid fingers.

Scott definitely has stupid fingers, did you see how long he took to untie that knot?

Stupid fingers by Sroy May 15, 2010

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