fuck face McGee

Some really annoying person, usually an attention whore; a general insult that is a step up from bitch or something similar

"Hey guys! Look what I can do!"
"Shut up, fuck face McGee

by 217891 March 2, 2009

Fuck Brain

The slightly incapacitated state of mind after a proper, vigorous fucking... and at least one orgasm.

You're under the influence of fuck brain, dude... you just asked me to MARRY you!!! LOL

by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009

sweet fuck all

A very small quantity indeed.

1: I've done sweet fuck all study for this exam.

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

Fuck Crunchies

Small, whitish, particles or crumb-like residue typically found on bed sheets the day after a heavy session of pussy-banging. The volume of fuck crunchies directly varies with: 1) the amount of "wetness" that had been experienced by the woman's pussy, 2) the amount of coming by both parties.

My buddy Ethan sat down on my bed, but was entirely disgusted when he realized that he'd sat in a minefield of fuck crunchies from me & Liz the night before.

by Shel_TR February 6, 2009

Fuck Puck

A person you see as ready and willing to engage in a sexcapade.

Anyone you see who instantly arouses your sexual interest and/or desire.

A person you randomly meet who you wish to have a one-night stand with.

This guy I work with sees all female customers as a fuck puck

by bludiamondgirl April 30, 2009

Fuckabyte

1 fuckabyte can store all information that could be eventually produced on earth .

Just bought a 1 fuckabyte HD. Not enought for my midget-eskimo porn folder, thou

by Gestobando December 13, 2010

fuck me sideways with a chainsaw

referring to someone who is really screwed. just a bigger emphasis on how fucked they are.

this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.

mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!"
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."

by josie minus the pussycats June 29, 2011