Expelling gas through one's asshole, in a controlled state, taking into consideration in advance, one's surroundings.
by gobroberts October 22, 2013
Get the situational fartingmug. A squealing genre of flatulence commonly heard from one sitting down at an uncomfortable middle school desk, distinct in both sound and smell. A schoolhouse fart turns heads, not necessarily due to smell, but because of the scenario in which the toot was performed. Heads turn in disgusted disbelief. The best schoolhouse farts are undoubtedly expelled in a classroom setting - full of students, teachers, faculty, staff, and assignments.
"Ugh, did you hear Johnny rip ass during the middle of our Geometry lecture? Oh my, it was not just a toot, 'twas a schoolhouse fart!"
by penneturtle December 2, 2019
Get the Schoolhouse Fartmug. A person who allows or coaxes their partner to join them in the shower after they have just secretly farted. Their partner thinks they are getting into a nice shower, but soon find out it is a gas chamber.
The shower equivalent of a dutch oven.
The shower equivalent of a dutch oven.
by TakeMeAnywhere October 20, 2015
Get the Fart Nazimug. A specific type of proverbial ice, or social barrier, specifically relevant to intimate relationships and close friendships.
The first person in a relationship/friendship to fart in front of the other first, has broken the fart-ice.
The first person in a relationship/friendship to fart in front of the other first, has broken the fart-ice.
John: So, you have been seeing Mary for almost a year. Have you guys broken the fart-ice yet?
Mike: Yeah man, she totally broke the fart-ice first. She's a keeper.
Mike: Yeah man, she totally broke the fart-ice first. She's a keeper.
by neelyjohns April 19, 2010
Get the fart-icemug. Farts that come out of your mother, usually they tend to be really loud. Note that Mom Farts do not smell whatsoever. The reason behind this has not been discovered yet.Mom farts happen when you least expect them. Although a common time for them to occur is when something very exciting happens.
also, Mom's try to deny the fact that they had just farted.
also, Mom's try to deny the fact that they had just farted.
by TuttiPudd April 22, 2009
Get the Mom Fartsmug. I just let loose a warning fart,
To warn you of my morning fart,
It will not be a boring fart,
For all night I've been storing fart.
To warn you of my morning fart,
It will not be a boring fart,
For all night I've been storing fart.
by Brjtlc April 28, 2010
Get the warning fartmug. The Smart car of the future. Scientists are currently working on a way to contain human flatulence for use in smaller, more efficient vehicles. The prototype tested has only been able to travel a few feet due to limited amounts of flatulence available per person, but the experts are also working on a way to clone and condense human farts so that one fart can become many more, thus increasing the volume available per person. People will be encouraged to consume large amounts of fiber (especially Fiber Bars) and carbonated water and drinks to increase their gas production. Instead of plugging your car into an outlet and wasting electricity, or buying the more traditional, expensive type of gas, you would fart directly into a tube that leads into your car's "gas tank", which will have a self-sealing valve after each deposit.
The Fart Car will prove to be a valuable means of transportation in the future, as farts are free and we will no longer be required to depend on foreign oil resources. The future is looking brighter, if not a bit stinkier.
The Fart Car will prove to be a valuable means of transportation in the future, as farts are free and we will no longer be required to depend on foreign oil resources. The future is looking brighter, if not a bit stinkier.
by munchkin'smom August 31, 2011
Get the Fart Carmug.