The derogatory term used to describe one's addiction to Facebook. It may also be called 'face sitting' for short.
by lythande February 13, 2010
Writing increasingly sexy messages back and forth using facebook, or a similar social networking site, as a medium.
by cammie B April 14, 2009
To post something on Facebook - especially in the "status update" section - that one would not otherwise publicly flaunt in order to draw the attention of one's Facebook peers.
"Did you hear that Emily got accepted to all 20 law schools to which she replied?"
"Yeah, I read it on her status update today. She is such an insufferable Facebook bragger."
"Yeah, I read it on her status update today. She is such an insufferable Facebook bragger."
by mynoduesp1123 July 18, 2008
Masturbating to pictures on Facebook of a person you find attractive. (coined by the Techromance blog)
Did you see the pictures of Amy's Halloween costume? I think I'm going to go on a Facebook date later.
by zero1319 April 18, 2011
A man who is neglected because his wife or partner spends so much time, addictively, on Facebook (c.f. Football Widow)
I used to almost feel bad for turning my wife into a Football Widow until I discovered I was a Facebook Widower in the off-seasons!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 30, 2007
The act of snooping into other peoples conversations, pictures, information, etc. when you are using the social networking program Facebook. Especially if the person you are creeping on is not a close friend and just someone you hardly know or don't know at all in person.
by FordJN May 26, 2011
Derrick is listed as single.
Brittany "What? When? Why?"
"Sorry, girl you just got a Facebook Breakup"
Brittany "What? When? Why?"
"Sorry, girl you just got a Facebook Breakup"
by Akira Moon November 16, 2008