Farmer Welfare

when Trump tries to bribe farmers to say sorry for his tariff fuck-up.

Donald Trump & his official assholes arranged for taxpayers to fund $12B in Farmer Welfare so they'll shut their yap before the midterm elections.

by Uncle Joosie July 25, 2018

Jobby Farmer

(jobby) farmer. A person who farms jobbies, as in likes rear doors

lee and brian your such jobby farmers!!!

by littlemisskyuss June 1, 2007

Turkey farm

The weight gain that occurs after a person settles into a long-term relationship.

He turkey farmed his girlfriend.

by D. Kurtz April 22, 2008

beard farmer

1.) One who grows beards, especially in pursuit of competition or political office.
2). Folksy, indie musical genre often characterized by such band members.

Did you catch the two Fleet Foxes sets at Sasquatch? Those guys are real beard farmers.

by Seattle Kyle May 26, 2008

Heather Farmer

Canadian proffessional make-up artist, make-up accessory business owner and public speaker.

Heather Farmer is a Canadian proffessional make-up artist, make-up accessory business owner and public speaker.

by kboct26 October 6, 2008

nut farm

The art of taking a picture of your nuts on someone else’s camera phone without there knowledge or permission, allowing them to stumble across it creating an awkward social situation

Matt did a nut farm on Sam’s camera phone at the GAC making everyone believe Sam was gay because he had a photo of some dudes huge nuts as his phone wallpaper… That was hilarious

by munky_punch September 7, 2009

Dick Farm

Not the dick but the patch it grows from; the area surroundind the penis; pubic hair.

I need to mow the dick farm. I thought she had hit me in the dick, but she missed and hit the farm.

by RandallAdcock January 5, 2011