Brown Line Express

1. A fast-moving, no-stops train on the Brown Line.
2. A gigantic turd that tears your sphincter to shreds on the way out. Often comes without warning. So called because of a faint resemblance to a speeding subway car.

Aw man. I had a Brown Line Express this morning. I looked in the toilet, and it was actually the size of my wrist.

by Lady Csyde July 14, 2007

Empire State Building

Like the Effiel Tower, a girl is giving head to a guy and also recieving anal sex, but she is also giving two guys handjobs and all of this is going on at the same time; the four guys all connect their hands over the girl, making a point just like the Empire State Building.

Eoj-"Hey man! This girl that my buddy and I met at this party...we Effiel Towered her. Yeah!"
Nerrad-"Well, my three friends and I did a Empire State Building with this random girl from a party. Yeah! I think I win."
Eoj-"Wow, that's amazing!"
Nerrad-"Yeah......I know."

by Darren Hatch April 14, 2008

Lex Express

The powerful group that controls the destiny of various podcast hosts. They have controlled certain wrestling universe's with their power and control over things. They are dedicated to the legacy of Lex Luger. They are the most powerful troll group in wrestling history

The Lex Express took down Don Tony again, man they are powerful.

by Lex Express January 24, 2013

German Empire

See Germania

The German Empire existed from 1890 to the end of WWI

by German Empire March 18, 2021

Pink Lady Express

A series of consecutive red traffic lights while trying to get to your destination. Derived from the circular shape of the red lights being akin to a red apple.

Most often seen when in a rush to get to your destination.

Oh man, driving last night in peak hour, had the pink lady express alllll the way home.

Damn, all red, really!?! You never get the pink lady express this time of the day!!!

by D-train1990 March 16, 2010

Expired coupons

-When something is a total heartbreaker. It makes you just as sad as when you go to a restaurant and realize your coupons are all expired, and you only have enough money for a coke.

-The 2015 version of shitty deal.

"Bro, I'm so hungry but there's no food in the house"
"Dude, that's totally expired coupons!"

"Andrew, my cat died"
"Expired coupons bro! But don't worry, there's another pussy for you. Her name is Bubbles. I got her from the SPCA"

by imixitup January 6, 2015

expresshole

A person who attempts to check-out more than nine items in the express lane of the grocery store.

"Other lane, Expresshole!" said the angry shopper.

by yecart_13 January 6, 2009