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Engrish Breakfast

After a night on the tiles that ended with eating dodgy oriental food one wakes up in the morning having shit the bed with undigested bean sprouts, shitaki mushrooms etc caked on the bed spread.
Engrish Breakfast "oh dear some one spilled chinese take away on my bed spread" pause "oh fuck evasive action"
by mabawsa March 13, 2009
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English Roast

To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback, in an English accent.
Think of an insult add the word bloody and a bit of cockney and you have an English Roast.
by krosem August 4, 2008
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English spelling

The way the British and the Canadian spell certain words.

This way of spelling was made first therefore, it is considered right to many, whereas the American spelling of the English language is considered wrong because it was made afterwards.

Many people would even go as far as saying those from the United States are spelling things differently because they are lazy and/or uneducated.

An example is how those from the United States spell these words: Colour, Centre, Honour, favourite, odour, etc.
like Color, center, honor, favorite, and odor, etc.

If I had learned to spell them the "Correct" way I probably would have, although I didn't therefore I spell them the American way.

The people from the U.S. today learned to spell these words that way, because some English mofo that moved here in the past didn't like his own language and decided to change it to a way that made more sense to him and the other English mofos that moved here at the time.

Personally, I think "Colour" makes more sense as well as "Favourite"
I'm sorry, but "Centre" makes no fucking sense.
I don't know what people were thinking, seriously.

I hope my disgusting, ignorant American English doesn’t offend anyone too badly. After all, I clearly wasn't educated enough to spell things the "right" way!
"Correct" English spelling: Colour

"Incorrect" English spelling: Color
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english muffin time

Generally around 6am, which is the average time english muffins are consumed
"Hey man ill meet you there at about english muffin time okay?"

"Nah thats too early, how about 8"
by exceptional September 5, 2013
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The English Cream Tea

A traditional Cream Tea is Cream and Jam on a Scone with a pot of Tea, a modern take of it involves a male fucking his woman whilst she is on her period, he pulls out with a bloody cock, the jam, she then proceeds to jack him off, when he cums she stems the flow so that it trickles down his cock, the cream, the male then wipes his cock covered in blood and cum, the jam and cream, between the womans ass cheeks, the scone, then eats the jam and cream from the scone before ending by pissing all over the woman, the tea.
I performed The English Cream Tea on betty last night, it was hella messy, but damn tasty.
by tanski27 April 3, 2011
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rip english

R.I.P english means:

1. The person doesn't like english sentence or words like what I am typing.
2. The person doesn't want to talk to you because your typing too fast.
3. You have bad grammar and spelling.
4. Everyone just want to troll you and make you go crazy mad.
Me: Hey dude you know I saw 2 guys feeling sexual feelings
Dude: WTF?! Thats sound cool and gay
Me: Yeah its so good to watch
Me: LIke I want to join them but I m not gay lol
Me: Also after they saw me watching the one that is sitting threw the one that is sitting on his pen-
Dude: Rip Rip Rip
Me: ???
Dude: Rip english.
by DioX November 2, 2015
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Drunkard_Englishman

Someone of a fat nature; commonly a programmer. Often gets drunk at pubs and talks about things like Penny Arcade with friends.
by dom June 1, 2003
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