software engineering

process which involves a sledge hammer and microsoft os.

fatal error one oh one..hmmm,guess i better do some software engineering..

by wired_duck January 27, 2004

engine

Cool-lookin thiny placed...somewhere...in the bounds of an automobile.

What does that do again?

by Bulletproof Marshmallow October 27, 2003

software engineer

one who is an engineer of software and spends 20 percent of his/her day doing so the other 80 percent is looking up porn!

what did you do at work today bob? oh nothing just "booted my harddrive"

by Dr. Fatz February 2, 2004

Over-engineered

Engineered beyond your competition, as in durability.

I'm so confident that you'll find our classic look and over-engineered durability so hard to resist that I want you to shop around.

by Joel Sanches March 10, 2009

engineer

In C&C, there the guys that sound like complete nerds and are used to repair buildings(not your buildings, public buildings, like the kind you stock with GI's or conscipts). They are most usefull when loaded into an IFV and stationed near your frontline.

Damn Engineer in an IFV ran over my lone conscript!

by Elitist January 28, 2004

polish engineer

An amateur builder who chooses materials that are stronger than necessary because he doesn't have the training to find out what is really needed.

That idiot Acker bought 2x8 roof joists when 2x6's would have been plenty strong. Polish engineering !

by Morningwood Cottage October 2, 2017

2-stroke engine

A combination of a gal who's an expert at giving killer hand-jobs and a guy who's so aroused dat he's just about ready to blow when da gal first takes his tautly-engorged schlong in her hands, and thus she gets him off with just a single up-down rub.

If a gal has perfect timing with her hand/wrist/arm when performing a 2-stroke engine with a virile dude, it's possible for her to achieve a "synchronized plug-firing" --- i.e., doing the down-stroke on the boy's cock at the same moment as each throbbing burst of release --- during said balls-draining session. Plus if the guy's sperm-glands are fully recharged from having waited a sufficient period of time after his last ejaculation, then this "piston-cycle" operation can be performed up to maybe a dozen times for each successive spurt until the eager stud finally "runs dry".

by QuacksO August 7, 2019