moist earthquake

Something that tastes good to say according to a reddit user doing an AMA about being able to taste words.

Cain: I heard you can taste words. What words taste the best?

Abel: Moist earthquake.

Cain: *Picks up rock*

by Salmonellq September 10, 2019

Lower earth peasant

The highest form of a compliment

Go up wit your grades lower earth peasant

by Skool skuks November 5, 2019

Bruno Earth

They're Bruno Mars long lost little brothers play friends cousin transforming ironing board who play Mario and has brother named Princess Peaches Father.

I told you to stop talk about Bruno Earth!

by 🆎ortion 🆑 inic March 26, 2020

kansas earthquake

Having sex on a rickety washing machine with your legs on your partner’s shoulders.

Wanna go in the laundry room and try a Kansas earthquake?

by st0nedare November 28, 2020

Male Earthling

The sweaty no lives of Xenoverse 2 PVP.

I spam XY all day because I’m a male earthling!

by brothisismyrealname October 10, 2021

Flat earther

The peak of the Dunning Kruger effect in action and when logic reaches a state of nonexistence you get a flat earther.

Another way to classify them is much like quantum physics where we have quantum superposition where something can be 2 opposite things at one time in which case they are both smart and stupid but only smart at being stupid.

You see what I did there I killed them with the very thing they despise SCIENCE !!!!!

Me- you know one of the most respected and crucial equations in science is E=Mc2.
Flat earther- No it's P3=N15
Me- Hmmm nope that's what you lack sir that is still living in his mom's basement.
Flat earther- OH SHIT !!! you must be paid by Nasa.

by pwarrow88 November 22, 2021

tmc_earthie

The smartest anitoker who believes luffy is the best mc (he is) and that one piece is the best anime (it is) tmc_earthie is a great person who deserves all female attention and never misses

tmc_earthie never misses

by Monkey D. Luffy Negs May 2, 2022