dog's dinner

A mess, a fiasco. British.

The European Union has made a dog's dinner of its economic policy.

by octopod June 17, 2004

dog's breakfast

A phrase to mean something so messed up it should be revolting. It originated in England when dog owners let their dogs out in the morning to pee. The dog would often eat any puke that the previous nights drunks had left on the street.

This stew looks like a dog's breakfast but it tastes great!

by St. Peter Dickinson February 24, 2017

Dogstar

Sirius, the dogstar, a star in the Milky Way Galaxy. Also The band Keanu Reeves played base in.

Keanu rocks in Dogstar; That is Sirius, the dogstar

by Justin February 25, 2005

Dog's Egg

Noun
Faeces, a dump, a poo

Laid a fresh batch of dog's eggs this morning

by Big Jim December 20, 2003

dogsturbation

When a male dog licks his package until the red rocket appears, with or without ejaculation.

Oh no, Fido, not here! No dogsturbation in front of the mother in law! In your cage NOW.

by erlftex January 8, 2011

Dog's Bollocks

According To the Early Twenty-First Century Commedian Eddie Izzard, The 'dog's bollocks' is a good compliment, as opposed to 'bollocks' which is a bad compliment.

"Your Majesty the Queen, that dress your wearing is the dog's bollocks!" -Eddie Izzard

by Mister Fred November 29, 2003

dogslew

The past tense form of dogsled

wow he just dogslew all the way across the arctic!

by JOHNNYBOI1111 November 28, 2011