Geeze Disease

A condition brought on by a heavy session of using cocaine and alcohol. Symptoms include a runny nose, dehydration and an inability to think clearly.

Terry: Hey Pete have you seen the state of Luke?
Pete: Yep he's got Geeze Disease he's been on it for 36hrs straight!

by petechez1 April 20, 2018

Athenius Diseasus

Disease derived of some sort of mental illness. Side effects include extreme stress, delusion, hyperactive breathing, raised heart rate, obsessive behavior, obsession with cockroaches and more. First found in 2018 in a man named Nick, it is believed to be developed through the nature of our society. No cures are known of this time. This disease is also rumored to be caused through PTSD due to a person named Athena.

Nick has Athenius Diseasus, he'll never be the same again!

by pseudoplane March 24, 2019

Kenny Disease

The Kenny disease also known as “ah I forgot” is a Motor neurone disease, that affects the memory of a person first contracted by Soham. They can forget simple things like dates or current events. But this can lead to them forgetting major things like people and even themselves

Sorry I forgot I have the Kenny disease

by Shubhum Shah October 5, 2021

ligmaballs disease

this is a very bad disease but there is only one cure its by me doing your mom

im sorry but you have ligmaballs disease

by memes May 6, 2022

chrome's disease

when the rims on your ride are lacking in sufficient 'chromeness'

Nadine's old car suffers from chrome's disease

by JVD the III January 5, 2009

Chronic Stalling Disease

an unfortunate illness affecting people who cannot seem to move in a timely fashion. Somene who has trouble keeping plans or being on time on a regular (ie chronic) basis. Generally unaware of their condition those affected may go on for years making people around them wait endlessly. no cure known..

person 1: "man we've been waiting for AN HOUR ?!?!I thought we told him 8 oclock?"
person 2: " i know but its not a surprise he has chronic stalling disease, we could be waiting forever"

by tctk91811 September 3, 2011

hyper internet fail disease

A disease many people have caught, in which someone posts something online, such as youtube, which they beleive the post is badass, only to find that everyone hated the post and goes online and does the SAME shit and fails again.

My freind suffers from hyper internet fail disease. Everyone hates her shitty posts.

by Peacock Sherman Manjankerson September 17, 2013