Throwing the Dildo

This is a handy expression, whose original implications are all but lost. It originally was devealoped in the pornographical underground circus, in which, as a mockery of the quite legitimate affairs taking place in the open, a woman would be stripped naked, and affixed to a spinning wheel. then, instead of throwing knives, a man would aim at her with dildoes. The term has come to be synonymous, in different contexts with "Throwing in the Towel," "To steel oneself for..." and also to throw the dildo is to procrastinate or prevaricate.

Throwing the Dildo:
Damn, she really threw the dildo on that competition, what a dissapointment.
-or-
Hold on, I'm trying to throw the dildo before I jump.
-or-
"The meeting went well boss, but they threw the dildo at us so often that we couldn't make much headway."

by Dan Suade May 9, 2006

Dildo Faggins

A little suburabn hobbit, lives in his hole scouring thee internet for hobbit porn and games

Dildo met with his wizard friend robby his gay orc friend kyle and his awesome kool HF warriors

by Anonymous December 26, 2002

alaskan dildo

a sexual fetish involving shitting into an open condom, freezing it, and then proceeding to penetrate your lover with this sex toy

put shit into a condom thus being an alaskan dildo

by Ken Christensen November 2, 2007

builda dilda

a store like build a bear. but not.

lets go to builda dilda, the dog ate mine.

by laurelbartel March 30, 2008

Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough

Meaning if you really really really want, you could shove anything up your rectum or vagina. If you're horny enough, you can (and will) use anything as a masturbatory tool.

You were masturbating with a pizza? How is that even possible???
- Anything's a dildo if you try hard enough!

by Desmond G. April 13, 2014

dildo jack-off

A dildo jack-off is the preferred masturbation technique my cadet roomie uses to give a cumgasm -- he fucks me with a 10" dildo up my boy-hole, and jacks me off until I have a cumgasm, while he's fucking me with the dildo and I'm sucking his dick.

My cadet roomie gave me a dildo jack-off, and we both enjoy it -- I was sucking a cumgasm out of him, and enjoying being fucked as I blew my load!

by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020

dildo pilot

An indiviual who pilots dildos, normally a homosexual.

Did you see that guy with the pink polo shirt with the popped collar? He's such a dildo pilot.

by Joe January 25, 2005