date rape drug

a roofie, a mickey

they slip me a date rape drug last night but they did not touch me. They just stole my stuff.

by Cunningham the Great December 18, 2011

dateless

someone who is so dumb they don't know what day it is

he fucked up again the dateless cunt

by daz_zz May 4, 2005

Errand date

Can be pronounced with two "d"s (e.g., errand date) or one “d” (e.g. errandate).

Noun. A romantic outing involving two people where one or both of the participants’ central or peripheral motivation is the search for and/or purchase of goods. Due to time constraints, the drudgery or enjoyment of shopping for household items and groceries, and/or the desire to make cooperative purchases, this type of outing is often undertaken by couples after a committed relationship is established. However, just as errands can be mistaken for a leisure activity (see definition of “errand”), the errand date can be mistaken by the person in search of goods as an enjoyable activity for their companion. Suggesting or partaking in this type of date prior to the establishment of a relationship (i.e., during the courtship stage) is tacky, selfish, and a strong clue that the person in search of goods is not able or willing to set aside time centered around getting to know a romantic partner.

For our first date, this guy asked me if I wanted to go to IKEA with him. An errand date for a first date? I think not.

by water_woman April 2, 2008

good enough for the girls we date

When someone says something like "that's good enough" a person says "good enough for the girls we date."
It can either be a compliment or derogatory towards the girlfriend.
Saying it's good enough may imply it means it's the best for her or maybe means it's only her and it's good enough.

Jesse: "The eggs are cooked good enough"
James: "Good enough for the girls we date"

by H-zeee January 12, 2011

date

See first definition.

It is also a very sweet fruit, originally grown in the Middle East. It is high in simple sugars and it is actually good for your health if eaten everyday. This fruit grows on certain palm trees.

boy1: "Wow, I took Cindy out on a date ... guess what we had for a snack?"

boy2: "Uhh, I dunno.... coffee?"

boy1: "NO dude, we had some dates. She loved them so much, she gave me a blowjob."

by Taiksays May 10, 2007

Greek Date

A date involving the act of anal sex.

I just came from a Greek Date.

by Jerpaul February 10, 2009

blind date

Where you get really drunk or blind, meet someone and agree to go on a date but when you are sober you can't really remember what they look like, who they are or any details about the meeting except that you met them. Sometimes even friends have to tell you these details.

They call and you agree to go on a date anyway and awkwardly look around looking for someone slightly recognisable and spend the time trying to obtain any small details to piece together the night you met.

That guy from the party called, I think he was alright. We are going on a blind date

by mei_mei January 17, 2011