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thunder dong

i big ole hard veiny cock, that produces an insensitive amount of power with each thrust. relative to a large clap of thunder.
Holy fuck Lil Richie has a beautiful Thunder dong!
by Randeezenutz November 7, 2017
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dong-honker

An octopus at the boner buffet.
by Anonymous April 3, 2003
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gang dong

when a fag gets viciously and facially slapped by the weiners of many other men at the same time
Gang dong that faggot, he was t-bagging me.
by bagger2120 October 17, 2008
mugGet the gang dongmug.

Ding-Dong

1. A delicious chocolate cupcake with cream filling produced and distributed by Hostes.

2. A slang term for penis

3. Another way to call someone an idiot/moron.

4. The sexual act in which a male ejaculates in the ass crack of an African American male or female (no gender discrimination). The result of the white semen in the brown ass crack should look like a Hostes Ding-Dong. For the authentic Ding-Dong, the male should be of the Caucasian ethnicity and the african american party, male or female, should be fucked in the ass prior to ejaculation.
4. "Wow I just pulled out and came in your ass crack, if you were black this would totaly look like a Ding-Dong..."

proceeds to make entry on Urban Dictionary
mugGet the Ding-Dongmug.

Dong li

Bearded white man who runs a sex slave service.
Can you link me up with Dong li in Irvine?
by 1320horn November 22, 2016
mugGet the Dong limug.

dong song

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick!
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trousers snake.
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock
...And you won't
a-come
a-back.
Isn't it divine to own a dick?

- guy who sings the dong song
by DILDOFACE3000 May 12, 2016
mugGet the dong songmug.

Dong Pound

A place where many men are located against their will.
Hey Scruber lets go find some babes, this place is turning into a Dong Pound.
by Slippyslip December 10, 2010
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