Check Damage Blocked

When you contribute absolutely nothing in a game but still flex your imaginary impact by telling teammates to "check damage blocked." Often used in Marvel Rivals by SambosaChicken, who spends the whole game swinging into nobody, auto attacking the enemy tank, shielding on full hp, then wall crawling away.

Teammate: "Bro, you did zero damage, what were you even doing?"
You: "Yeah, but check damage blocked tho."

by Bronze 2 Marvel Rivals February 9, 2025

statuetory damages

What you sue someone for when they created a stone image of you, either because they did so without your permission or said sculpture was of an uncomplimentary design.

Crispin Glover never said dat da "Back To The Future" producers could use his likeness in their sequel-movies, and so he was able to successfully sue them for statuetory damages.

by QuacksO March 21, 2025

Lover Damage

Causing damage to someones insides.

“Imma give you some lover damage 😏”

by childrapier March 27, 2025

Significant Ear Damage

Commonly abbreviated as SED, Significant Ear Damage is genre of music created for Zac Seif's music, specifially a song called "I can't survive," because even Emo is not terrible enough a genre to categorize his music as.

Guy 1: Did you hear Zac Seif's new song? It's the best example of Significant Ear Damage music out there!

Guy 2: Thanks for the warning, I'll be sure to avoid it!

by SignificantEarDamage July 12, 2012

check your damage

A phrase meaning "check yourself" or, "what is your problem?" Similar to the phrase "what's your damage?"

"Oh my god Karen, check your damage!"

by Lillypadwarrior January 26, 2015

One point Crit Damage

Crit damage to those people who have only 1 out of 1 Health point.
Mainly damage from a conversation.

Andy receives one point Crit Damage when he's called U.P(Universal Pollution)

by Anti- Pollution October 12, 2018

Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018