Crapto Bismol

A word used to describe crappy products

These stupid batteries are crapto bismol

by PetabyteStudios March 30, 2019

craptastic

Adjective used to describe something that is so awful, it's awesome. Often used to justify a guilty pleasure, such as fast food or reality television.

Wow, that karaoke performance was craptastic.

by Katrina July 16, 2003

cryptaesia

to be an outsider, to avoid revealing all, to be cryptic in your art and life

cryptaesia watched the crowd move to the music, an observer, he slid into the shadows and disappeared

by frank black October 16, 2005

Craptrubate

Mastrubating while taking a major turd.

My gf texted me when I was taking a dump so I started a craptrubate session

by Todd the Ton November 12, 2011

craptastic

all kinds of stupid jacob-ness

"that shit is all kinds of craptastic!"

by drew January 12, 2003

cryptophile

Someone (in this case Martin Heidegger) who loves to use cryptic terminology in philosophy. Linked to "crypto-metaphysics."

cryptophile, cryptophylic:

"What’s at stake in Heidegger’s cryptophilic account of the essence of technology? " -- used by Professor Dana Belu S. Belu in a paper "Panel on Ge-Stell," Heidegger Circle, 2017

by Anna Cullen Wynn March 5, 2017

Cryptosexual

An individual who spends hours a day in front of a crypto currency charts. Uses every social opportunity to bore everybody to death with crypto talk.

"Did you hear John at lunch earlier?" "I know, he's such a cryptosexual, he couldn't shut up about his stupid IOTAs and Litecoins"

by Z12f December 13, 2017