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Country boy

A guy from usually the Midwest or southeast. Wears cowboy boots, wore out baseball hat, blue jeans, and a t shirt. Has pride in his country and those who defend it. Respects his family and others in the community. Usually drives a 4x4 truck, generally a chevy, ford, or dodge. Usually not racist, but will crack a racist joke around his friends. Not to be confused with a hick or redneck, eventhough he can be considered them occasionally. Isn't afraid of getting his hands dirty when he is needed to work and also not afraid to defend his country at any given time. Laid back and relaxed but can get aggressive when someone offends his family, friends, beliefs, or girlfriend. He won't back down from a fight, but won't just go out and start one for no reason. He is usually respected by his community as being a hardworking and generous person. Not afraid to give the shirt off his back for anyone in need
Country boy's love God, family, and his country
by Willis82 July 21, 2014
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Martin County Florida

Martin County is a small place with lots of rivers and bridges.
Theres nothing to do in Stuart or Palm Shitty. The only good thing in Jensen was the mall back when we were 12. Most people here think that Salerno is the ghetto..they have never seen a ghetto. The white people that grow up in Palm City are stuck up wannabe preps. They do cheerleading and lacrosse.
Hobe Sound is where the long hair denim skirt wearing conservative folk and a couple rednecks live.
People that grow up here stay here because they are small town Floridians that only see the world on reality tv and from cruise ships.Or they are rednecks that have no interest in leaving the county. I feel bad for their children.
There are a lot of snow birds. They drive slow and yell at kids in public places.

Martin County High School is home of the tigers. The administration is corrupt. Only a third of the teachers are cool. The school is the best in athletics. Jensen is the prep school. South Fork is the red neck and hispanic school.
Most teenagers in Martin County are so bored they become potheads. The few that dont work at a fast food restaurant or Publix.
Jack "Hey doe are you from the 772 ?"
Jill "Yeah it sucks get me out of here."

Bob "Do you go to JBHS or SFHS ?"
Taylor "Hell no I cheer for MCHS"

Martin County Florida is a joke
by anonymous44241231 February 17, 2013
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chuntey

The mystical field surrounding a 1980s home computer, mainly the Sinclair ZX Spectrum, that must not be disturbed whilst the computer is loading software from audio cassette tapes. Some people performed highly sophisticated rituals to prevent loading errors, and others were convinced that games would not load properly if their mum asked them if they wanted a cup of tea whilst loading.

Coined in the late 90s by a poster on comp.sys.sinclair, who mis-typed "chutney" - the word was then adopted by a fellow poster to describe the phenomenon above.
"Where Time Stood Still had only three seconds left to load, when my brother came into the room, tripped over and ruined the chuntey field. I was gutted."
by Splee June 9, 2004
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Cross Country Runner

A long-distance runner that competes in Cross country and usually track and field long / middle distance events. Almost always very handsome and tan and ripped. Adversaries will be most displeased as runners often times will steal said adversaries ladyfriend(s).
Baseball/Football Player 1: Dude, that guy running there is such a homosexual, look at his obnoxiously short shorts.

Baseball/Football Player 2: Bro I know right, look at how ripped and tan his upper thighs are, hahaha what a homosexual.

Baseball/Football Player 1: Yeah, i'll stick to wearing my boardshorts and this baseball cap, what a queer he is!

Cross Country Runner: I boned both of your girls...at the same time, peace!

Baseball/Football Player 1+2: That doesn't matter he is still such a homosexual, yeah!!! *HIGH FIVE!*
by Anextremebadass June 19, 2011
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Country Drunk

1. A type of inebriation characterized by the low cost beverages, propensity for vocal outbursts and the mildly violent pandamonium that occurs.
2. Grabbing a case of "High Life", hopping in the bed of your buddies pick-up truck and hitting up "roadhouses". (This can also be translated in Louisiana as "Gon fuck up" often to the themesong from The Jeffersons.)
"Let's hit up the tractor pull and then go get good and country drunk."
by Tony Tompkins July 27, 2007
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Lumpkin County High School

Lumpkin County High School is your average school with a few exceptions. The following are 100% accurate statements. #1, the principal loves to scream in the microphone and scare the crap out of people and make them go deaf. He screams this in the microhpone at the end of lunch “alright guys be sure to pick up all your trash, head on down to your 3rd block class, and have a fantastic rest of your day, be sure to pick up all your trash.” Not to mention that the school lunch food is pretty bad. Don’t get me started on the kids. Most boys wear hats all the time because for some reason the school allows them. There are lots of rednecks as well. I go here, you shouldn’t. Go Indians.
by AccurateDictionary November 27, 2018
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Highlands County

Alright so Xtruex covered pretty much everything about this diarrhea shit of a county except for the fact that if you go here you DIE. This is not a joke. This county is actually cursed; I would swear my life on it but I know that if I did I would literally PERISH. I'm actually not from here but I have a friend that's from Seabring and literally every week there is some horrific death. I stopped asking her how things are back home because I know the loss of life will be involved. Do NOT go here you will fucking DIE.
"Oh my god there was just a shooting at the bank in Seabring"- my friend from Seabring

"Oh yeah back in high school, some kids set another kid on fire"- also my friend from Seabring *THIS IS NOT A JOKE IT ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENED*

"I once came within a 50 mile radius of Highlands County once and could feel demon inhabiting the town begin to tear the soul from my body" - Barack Obama
by Lil stevee February 12, 2019
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