Jim the closet demon

Jim the Closet Demon is the expired soul that was split into two and now lives in an inter dimensional state within all closets. Jim is non binary and uses he/they pronouns. Jim is insecure about his abnormally small hands and will be offended when you mention them near him. It is belived by some (the underground colonies) that Jim the closet demon is in love with the Turtle Queen. Many supporters of Jim the Closet Demon worship him. Jim appreciate sacrifices, especially children and will be kind to those who are kind to him.

Person one: why is there a small handprint in my closet?

Person two: it was Jim the Closet Demon, and don’t insult their small hands.

by Turtle in a box August 31, 2022

Dragged You Out Of The Closet

(Adj.)
-To Out someone because of something that you did or said.

John - "Look Bill...I know you tell everyone you're straight...but I know better..."
*John inches his fingers up Bill's theighs to his crotch.

Bill- "It's true John...I'm gayer than gay!!!!"

John - "OH MY GOD. I JUST Dragged you out of the closet, DIDN'T I?"

by TheOriginalKenBarbz July 25, 2012

Colette Ono

One of the highlights of attending UCSD. See also "beautiful," "awesome."

Thanks for being a Colette Ono.

by nikkei April 12, 2005

Comet

piece of weed that shoots through your pipe, gets in your mouth.

"Fuck, another comet, my teeth are turning green..."

by jenzme3 April 9, 2006

Chinese Water-closet

When you piss in someone's mouth, and staple their lips shut.

Hi-Ya, you no pay for won-ton, Chinese water-closet fo' you!

by Mackdaddy_V April 25, 2006

closet

Where one shamefully tries to conceal his or her homosexuality.

Josh Wallis needs to just come out of the closet already.

by clockworks April 1, 2004

closet monster

a person of homosexual tendancies, but does not tell anyone for a long time. They spend a long time "in the closet" thus making them a closet monster.

guy 1: "man did you hear? Lance Bass finally admitted he was gay"

guy 2: "yeah it's about time, that fag was such a closet monster."

by Ryan July 27, 2006